A Miniature Universe...

Title: Villainy
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Warnings: Crack!Fic
Summary: Harry has bad news. He thinks there is deceit afoot. Teehee. A foot.
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Sequel to Monologue, or maybe even a standalone. Probably crappy. Written in a very short amount of time. Did I laugh while writing it? You bloody well better believe it. To my awesome Cassie, who is awesome and eighteen and therefore is legal to have sex with all kinds of people. :D

( Rubber ducky, you're so fine! )

Well, I said I was leaving fandom for awhile and I have. I was really, really sick and in the hospital for awhile, but now I'm out and actually back at school. I'm surviving, but things are kind of delicate right now. I'm still sick and on medication and just going to school leaves me with horrible stres-induced naseau and stomach aches. I finally gained all my weight back though, so at least that's good, lol.

Anyways, on a more cheerful note. I will be reviving my place as co-writer of Cauldrons and Chocolate Frogs, and I'm working on the April issue as we speak. Just to mention it, in the "chance" that I might get interviewed in this issue, does anyone have any interview questions to add to the queue? And also, does anyone have any fricking idea how to spell queue? quewe. cooo. Argh. I could spell check it. I really could.

But I won't. Cause I'm lazy.

eikon25 has some pretty icons by the way.

Title: Past Crying
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PGish
Warnings: Darkish, not really dark, actually. More angsty. Yeah, angsty. And unhappy-ish. Drabbleish
Summary: They were so sturdy, like poles of forever...

( Oh to die die die, die is a beautiful thing... )

Title: Clocks
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-15?
Warnings: Darkish.
Words: 517 (quick read ;D)
Summary: Ticking sounds are really quite interesting. Profound and sad. And annoying. Usually. Except sometimes you're not even able to be annoyed anymore. You're beyond feelings.

( If I could eat your cancer... )

Technically, my idea was to leave fandom for awhile, because I've been going through serious stress and fandom just makes me want to take on projects, but now I seem to be doing lots of posting and writing. Hm. Well, I shall be taking a break, I may post a few more backlogged fics that I wrote forever ago, but after that I SHALL take a break. I swear. I really will...

Title: Girlfriend
Author: Mini Luv
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Swearing and overuse of the word girlfriend, was written while listening to the song "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. Ginny bashing, somewhat, even though I don't really mind Ginny. You have been warned.
Genre: CRACK!FIC
Summary: Draco has some very, very bad news.

( Hey hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend! )

Title: Monologue
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack!Fic. Seriously. This is what I call extremely, extremely bad and really very stupid. It made me laugh at times, but I think that just makes it scarier as a whole... Also, if you do not know Hero by Enrique Iglesias you are not only very, very unfortunate, but this fic will make slightly more sense than it already doesn't.
Summary: Ron is wondering about what Harry thinks about. Monologue wise.

( Would you dance, if I asked you to dance? )

Title: What a Wonderful World (Part 2/2)
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Word Count: 10, 559 (in total)
Warnings: Please don't read this, it will completely and totally ruin the story, just trust me. Character death
Rating: R
Summary: Pansy likes pissing Hermione off. So she decides to do it more. And then things get complicated. Extremely complicated.
( No, not there, THERE, yes, right there, come on, move your hand, now, oh! There we go! Peeeerrfect. Continue. )

Title: What a Wonderful World (Part One)
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Word Count: 10, 559 (in total)
Warnings: Please don't read this, it will completely and totally ruin the story, just trust me. Character death
Rating: R
Summary: Pansy likes pissing Hermione off. So she decides to do it more. And then things get complicated. Extremely complicated.
( No, not there, THERE, yes, right there, come on, move your hand, now, oh! There we go! Peeeerrfect. Continue. )

Okay, lol, everyone probably hates these, but I felt like doing this anyways because I'm cool like that and I needed a break from work.

Reply to this with something (Or things) you love about me :) I will then list multiple, multiple things I love about you :) Then Repost. <3 (This does not include you, Cassie XD)

Title: Falling Without Hitting the Ground
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Hooch/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Minerva McGonagall does not fall in love. Never. No exceptions. There's many reasons for this and just because she can't list them off the top of her head doesn't mean they aren't important. Oh, denial is a wicked thing.
Genre:Smut, in its greatest form, with sprinkles of humour to complete the cake.
A/N: This was written as a pinch hit for hp_summersmut and for florence_craye. I actually really quite like this fic, if I remember it correctly. :)

( I want to fall, I want to fall... )

Mwa hahahaha, finally, some news. My Pansy/Hermione, so far called Wonderful World, is FINALLY getting some attention. I've already had one draft betaed, and its circulating, or whatever. I'm happy that this is finally getting done, because I am an impatient person, truly I am. Well, maybe I am patient, or, er... hmm... ANYWHO! That's getting done, and... I suppose I have to get some work uploading fics onto archives but... I AM SO BUSY!!! I have competitive dance classes this year, and I have so much school work. Mlack! I am like just dying... truly. Honestly. Really. *le sigh* Okay, a post about nothing much really, I'm just feeling slightly... like I haven't posted in forever. Perhaps that's it. *facepalm* OH! We had the reveals at an exchange! That's what I should be doing! Hopefully you all can expect some Minerva/Hooch very soon...

Title: We Need To Talk
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Draco doesn't like it when people want to 'talk'. He also doesn't know why the fuck Potter wants to ruin perfection. He doesn't want change.
A/N: Eh. This is me being lazy. I don't know, I think there's a lot I can improve on and I don't know if I want to post this anywhere else yet. Meh. I mean, I like it, but I guess it just inspired me towards a different plot, so now I just feel torn. Well, maybe I'll write my other idea later. Until then...

( We need to talk... )

Yay! I got an account on skyehawke!! I was soooo... happy when it happened. I almost lost the email because it managed to get in my junk box. Fortunately, I actually check my junk mail the same way I check my inbox. So, YAY! Must get to work on uploading stories...

Title: Reasons to Go to the Beach
By: Mini Luv
Pairing: Alicia/Angelina/Katie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Aquatic Breathplay (I have no idea if that's actually a thing...)
Summary: It's summer holidays and obviously they need to go celebrate this at the beach... SMUT!!!
A/N: Soooo, this is a birthday gift for my friend Lily. Yes, I know, another one. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY ALL HAVE BIRTHDAYS AT THE SAME TIME!!! *ahem* Anyways, sweetheart, I know this is incredibly late and all but, my goodness I tried. And somehow I feel this is my worst smut ever. :( It's not as hot as Val/Laura smexing, but, I suppose, for now, beach!sex, really will have to do. Also, wtf is with the aquatic breathplay, was I on drugs??? Eh, it might be kinda hot...

( You're all ladida, but I know who you really are, you're all... )

Title: Breaking, Things I Can't Do
By: Mini Luv
Rating: R, NC-17 (depending on your view)
Pairing: Lily/Narcissa
Summary: It's hard to say what hurt worse, Lily's slap, or the truth.

A/N: Written as a gift for tragicamente

( Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind... )

Okay! So I'm not saying that I'm abandoning lj or anything, its just with all that's going on I thought I should just make a claim to the username, just in case. So, I ahve an account on GJ with the same username, you can add me if you wish, I will add you back. :) I ahven't posted anything on there yet, but, just in case people are planning on moving there and all that, I guess I should expand my horizons.

Title: French Kissing on Vacations and the Wonder of Hermione's Laughter on a Warm Australian Day on the Beach
Author: Mini Luv
Pairing: Hermione/Fleur
Rating: R (though it may be NC-17, never know)
Summary: Hermione doesn't like France. Fleur doesn't like Hermione's "home", arguing ensues.
Warnings: Please forgive me for Fleur's horrid accent. Also, unbeta-ed. Point out errors, please.
Genre: Humor, some smut.

( I'll never love you more than the day you leave me )

Title: I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
Author: Mini Luv Word
Count: 1, 144
Warnings: (highlight, because I really don't want to ruin it)Character Death
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Those times he’d crawl into his bed and he’d stare at the ceiling and he’d cry because he knew Harry would never want him back.

( And so it is, just like you said it would be. Life goes easy on me. Most of the time. )